We all know those shows that are kids love and we just sit back and “wonder what in the world!?”
We have missing parents. Animals that can or cannot talk.
Who makes these rules!?
What Parents Are Really Wondering
Why can Goofy talk, but Pluto can’t?
Where are Max and Ruby’s parents?
Is Professor Wiseman more than ‘just a friend’ to the man in the yellow hat?
Has the Cat in the Hat brainwashed the mothers to always agree to his crazy adventures?
How did a t-rex egg end up in a pteranodon nest?
Why does Calliou – 4 years old – have no hair?
Bubble Guppies live under water yet they need a ladder to get out of a tree?
How did Mayor Goodway get elected if she’s always messing things up in Adventure Bay?
And why don’t they have a real police force/fire department [in Paw Patrol]?
Why hasn’t CPS been called on Dora’s parents?
Why can the dogs in Paw Patrol talk, but the cat and the chicken can’t?
Why are the dogs the only animals in Blue’s Clues that can’t talk?
Why doesn’t Daniel Tiger’s dad wear pants, but his mom does?
How does Diego drive a car? He’s so young!
Why do Christopher Robin’s parents let him outside in the snow wearing shorts? And no hat!?
Pluto is Mickey’s pet even though Mickey is a mouse?
Why do the Bubble Guppies need tents? It rains under water and they need protection?
Why can Mr. Grouper talk, but Bubble Puppy can’t?
Why doesn’t anybody think it’s odd that the man in the yellow hat has a monkey follow him everywhere?
And why is said monkey allowed to work in a kitchen? Isn’t there a health inspector in the city?
Why doesn’t George ever get in trouble when he messes things up?
Why does the man in the yellow hat allow George to roam all over the city unsupervised?
Why hasn’t George been picked up by Animal Control?
What are your burning thoughts to the wonderful world of kid cartoons?
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